When You’re Not Writing You Should Be…

If you’re not writing you should be reading and if you’re not reading you should be writing.

If you’re not writing or reading you should be reading about writing. If you’re not writing or reading or reading about writing you should be writing about reading.

 

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Some books. All open at random pages. Messy.

If you’re not writing or reading or reading about writing or writing about reading you should be watching a documentary about writing. If you’re not writing or reading or reading about writing or writing about reading or watching a documentary about writing you should be reading about a documentary that is about writing that you will some day watch.

If you’re not writing or reading or reading about writing or writing about reading or watching a documentary about writing or reading about a documentary that is about writing that you will watch one day then you should be asleep.

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A man who is in no way acting that he is asleep

If you’re not writing or reading or reading about writing or writing about reading or watching a documentary about writing or reading about a documentary that is about writing that you will watch some day or asleep you should be doing some light cardio.

If you’re not writing or reading or reading about writing or writing about reading or watching a documentary about writing or reading about a documentary that is about writing that you will watch some day or asleep or doing some light cardio you should be staring blankly into space wondering why you are not writing or reading or reading about writing or writing about reading or watching a documentary about writing or reading about a documentary that is about writing that you will watch some day or asleep or doing some light cardio.

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A man. He is staring blankly.

If you’re not writing or reading or reading about writing or writing about reading or watching a documentary about writing or reading about a documentary that is about writing which you will watch some day or asleep or doing some light cardio or staring into space wondering why you are not writing or reading or reading about writing or writing about reading or watching a documentary about writing or reading about a documentary that is about writing that you will watch some day or asleep or doing some light cardio then you should be siting in your underwear eating custard straight out of the can whilst weeping gently.

Well I hope that clears things up about what to do if you’re not writing…bit for the past 5 minutes you’ve been reading about what to do when not writing so get out of here, get back to writing something…go on…now, seriously…go and write…stop looking.

Go on…

GO ON!

Go on.

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It is often said that everyone has a novel inside them but many people never start because they feel that the novel itself may be really shit. This may be true, but this shouldn’t stop you from trying. Take my hand, follow this blog and let me help you excrete the novel that is pushing to get out of you. Not sure if you should put your faith in my abilities? Then read on… My achievements include: I once wrote a comedy show for the Edinburgh Festival that was seen by over 250 people. I have started writing six novels including ‘Robert Mugabe’s Missing Glasses: 2001 A Specs Odyssey’ and ‘Bangor to Bangkok (Travel Writing From A Non-Traveller)’ and I plan to actually finish one soon. I sometimes get confused between ‘there’ and ‘their’ but I still know loads of words and have strung literally thousands of sentences together.

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